Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

By Coffee Stain Publishing

  • Category: Games
  • Release Date: 2014-09-17
  • Current Version: 1.9.7
  • Adult Rating: 9+
  • File Size: 436.06 MB
  • Developer: Coffee Stain Publishing
  • Compatibility: Android, iOS 8.0
Score: 4.45664
From 7,969 Ratings


** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.** Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. DISCLAIMER Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. KEY FEATURES * You can be a goat * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat * MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it * In-game physics that bug out all the time * Seriously look at that goat's neck * You can be a goat



  • this game is weird

    By robotboy127
    This game is weird
  • 🐐The Best Goat Game!🐐

    Hello, Coffee Stain Studios, in this review I will be going over bugs, pros, and cons. First off on our bugs list, a bug that I encountered was this: when I was space goat (Goatville map) I went into the fighting ring and won. However, I did not become “Slender Goat” as of doing this. I am on mobile, so that is what I suspect to be the problem. Second off, our cons list. Although targeted to be a funny goat game, you cannot have a mate, babies, etc. Also, there are no cops, firefighters, prisons, etc to roam in. Another huge factor is the graphics. There isn’t many pixels, realistic models, or animations. Don’t worry, we’re almost done! Now for the pros list. You have many quests, goats, and maps to choose from. Although small, the maps have many fun activities to keep you entertained while your goat ravages throughout the map. There are many Easter eggs, as well as nice little touches to really make the game feel action packed. Alright, now that we’ve gotten past all that, I’ll give you a short conclusion. Goat Simulator is a action packed silly game with many quests, maps, and goats to play with. Do I think it’s worth the money? Yes! In conclusion, Goat Simulator is the best animal game I’ve ever played. P.S. Thank you for reading this! You do not need to add anything to the game, these are just suggestions!
  • Please make is so two people can play together

    By fart2363256
    Please o please o
  • This game is so funny and amazing!

    By cometdragon
    This game is so funny! But there can be some scary stuff. Like there is a graveyard with a alien in it. Also there is a ship That has a alien in it. And in the sewer at the circus there are Those weird turtle guys that are in shows. And this is not really scary but the jet pack goat is to hard to control. Sorry for the spoilers.
  • Best game ever in goat history

    By brnd
  • It’s my childhood

    By shrek384849296
    I have been playing for so long I started playing at 6 and I’m 18 now and I just started playing this again I love it you should all get it thank you for reading this and I love who laggy it get that just makes it more funny
  • Great game!

    By jamshidn
    I have been playing Goat Simulator for as long as I can remember. It’s addicting and fun. But I am getting bored of the lack of new maps, a new map like the football stadium or something like that would help. Great game and thanks for releasing it!

    By gl1000000
    This game blew my mind when I first played it and then I found all the other ones GoatZ WasteOfSpace payday and goat mmo I love you to the game and make more plz
  • My goat simulator crashed :(

    By Shut_up_fahad
    Please fix this problem men
  • Upgrade spider goat

    By Hunter goat
    Ok this game is so fun me and my friend like this game a lot but, upgrade spider goat into a real spider like this🕷 and upgrade the web power into when you tap pow you can make the web reach the next wall to trap people make it as big as the giant pet ant you fight in goat mmo more like mmno.