1. This is a silly game. 2. You are Mr Potato. 3. It is raining potatoes and the occasional bomb. 4. Move left and right until your head eventually caves in. 5. Aim: Survive the longest to get No.1 on the High Score Leaderboard! 6. Extra Stupid Mode: Spend approximately 29p/30 cents for it to also rain mice, pigs and walrus, complete with silly sound effects!
