Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

By Coffee Stain Publishing

  • Category: Games
  • Release Date: 2014-09-17
  • Current Version: 1.9.7
  • Adult Rating: 9+
  • File Size: 436.06 MB
  • Developer: Coffee Stain Publishing
  • Compatibility: Android, iOS 8.0
Score: 4.5
4.5
From 38,236 Ratings

Description

** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.** Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. DISCLAIMER Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. KEY FEATURES * You can be a goat * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat * MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it * In-game physics that bug out all the time * Seriously look at that goat's neck * You can be a goat

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Reviews

  • Boring

    1
    By WhyDoYouNeedToKnow?!?!
    Am I the only one who got bored after 2 minutes?
  • won’t delete

    1
    By Jgecmd
    i downloaded this app for fun and it won’t delete off my phone. it is now taking up a ton of space and is labeled “goat game”
  • I lost my progress

    5
    By Why3663636
    I was playing on Xbox one then accidentally hit the wrong button cause I wanted to switch profiles and then this happend. I had no trophies, no mutators, EVERYTHING WAS GONE! I also lost all my quests! Please help.
  • Goat sim is ridiculously fantastic

    5
    By ash76wolfgirl
    So u got this game first like a year ago and I was like, “kewl game bad graphics Hilarious animations, all kewl” and so then I was making room for another game and i deleted goat sim. Then i found myself wondering, “I did not unlock that one goat” or “why the flip did I delete this game!?” So I re-downloaded it and I was like “so that’s why I was so bored!!” Lol and so I unlocked all the goats, did everything in the game, and deleted it cause there was simply nothing else to do in the game. I loaf da game 5 stars -Ash76wolfgirl
  • Awesome

    4
    By Red mech
    Please make a human goat
  • I want a refund

    1
    By HotwheelsBoi
    Please I want a refund the last thing I want a game to do is to not give me the content I have read and expected. Please I want a refund
  • Phenomenal

    5
    By elliebeanzxo
    I recommend this game to everyone. It’s very enjoyable and funny, I love the humor in this game. I love the idea of a goat licking everything and how other animals are considered “tall goat” when it’s a giraffe. This game is absolutely perfect I have it on my iPad, phone, and Ps4 and soon enough computer. Totally worth the money. I hate when people say “it wont load past the title screen!” When their device is outdated or old, because it’s obvious it’s not going to run good. This game is 1000/5 for me. No glitches I have found during my experience. This game is well worth your time and money absolutely outstanding quality for a app. The graphics get EVEN BETTER on Ps4 and computer. Once again phenomenal.
  • Warning

    4
    By Stefjayne
    I love this game and I’ve had it for a while, but today I tried to get on it and it loads but then it goes back to my home screen and off the game, I will delete this game if ya’ll don’t fix this! BYE!
  • Great game but one problem

    5
    By Dat Big Boi
    I absolutely love this game but I have one problem. I don’t really like the newer npc models and I like the older ones better. I think it added to the funniness of the game when some low poly guy says I want my mommy! It’s so funny. But now it doesn’t really get me as much. If you could add the older player models back that would be awesome -some rando guy
  • Horse Suggestions!

    5
    By TiggerWolfyy
    I love this game. It's awesome. But what I really want are horses! I seen a YouTube video about a boy playing Goat Simulator on his PC, and he had a JOUSTING GOAT! You know, that horse goat. Wolves used to be my favorite animal, until I changed it to horses. Sorry for wolf lovers, but you should change them to a different animal. Dumb, careless people make many games, stories, and movies about having to kill wolves, or calling them names. But these careless people had totally forgotten about people's favorite animals, so I changed it to horses. Please add the Jousting Goat to the game, or I'll get the PC version instead! I would also suggest adding Horse Simulator, to play as some funny horse characters. One of the horses could of course be Normal Horse. To make Horse Simulator a little more realistic, maybe your horse could get caught by humans at some random times, and any of these choices can face you randomly: You get put in a cage, become a pet, or run a race track with a human on your back. Well, you don't have to because I do know that this is supposed to be funny after all and not TOO realistic. Maybe on BOTH mobile and PC Horse Simulator will look like the PC version of Goat Simulator. Just for fun. Please add! Also, I have a random suggestion. The first time you play this game, you get all the goats! I'm hoping I would get the PC version of Goat Simulator, but when I first start the game, it's almost like I wasted my money because unfortunately you only start with a normal goat. So please make some updates to Goat Simulator! Love this game!

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