iBeer - Drink from your phone

i love you

The IBeer app is the app to change the world. When I first downloaded this app I was in a state of depression, but this app allowed me to reach to my fullest potential!

I love ibeer, this game is so perfect, I love it more than my family (including grandma!) if this game were a tree I would plant a forest if this game were a song I would preform endless concerts if this game were a game I would give it a five star review on the apple app(le) store. Chefs kiss, and so will I when I find the person who made this game and bequeath my ungodly gratitude

Took the edge off

Quite literally the worst beer app on the market not only is it a tad bit rubbish as I have a witness to test that you also got to pay three dollars to wait for it to choose milk now imagine that, and then a different version of the same colored beer same witness to a test of that as well.

Ever since I’ve had this app IBeer, I am wanted in 15 different countries. Something about the app just makes me lose control over my body. As I am writing this review, the FBI is looking for me my next plan is going to El Salvador. So In short terms IBeer is the best app.👌

Beer is cool.

Rawr

I hate this app! It might be too good! No mortal being can handle the weight that is knowing what it is like to have iBeer downloaded on thine iPhone! Addictive it is indeed in fact it is, and yet, for us mere mortals, it is free! What matter of being could allow us to experience the experience that is iBeer? The same matter of being that allows such a thing, is truly a higher being, and they deserve all of everything! I drank so much that i became a better person, and i left my lame wife and kids and left for a better life, i drove a car under the influence of iBeer and i only killed 8 people in two accidents, and i served two life sentences but was given iBeer on my phone. Little did they know, ibeer has the power of a god! And i knew how to wield it. I broke out, drunk some ibeer, left, and drunk some iBeer. I then finally got the divorce papers from my wife, who is now dead, unrelated. I am now 300,000,000 light years away on a planet known as ibeernet, a planet with at least 4 suns. Every 4 sunrises each day i pull out my phone, and get virtually drunk on my virtual ibeer, and now i am truly happy, thanks iBeer for being my bestest friend and my dad and my sister and my friends and my family, i drink this drink to you. Cheers!

It stole 3 dollars